josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via porkrub)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via sarcastic-snowflake)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via bastille)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via fake-mermaid)

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

(via sarcastic-snowflake)